Catastrophe
Though cats aren't the friendliest species in the animal kingdom, yet their irresistible charm makes them pretty adorable. So we understand when the person in the picture decided to buy a pair of socks with a cute kitten printed on them. We know we would surely fall for its design, and who wouldn't?
Once this individual wore these socks, we could see an innocent little ball of fur transform into a tortured little soul. That was unexpected, and maybe the makers didn't think ahead before printing a cat face. Nonetheless, thanks to this incident, we've indeed learned a lesson not to buy everything cute and pretty. At least this image has prevented another fashion blunder from happening.
In Need Of A New Shirt
Don't believe everything you see, as sometimes the reality can be far from the truth. Also, no, the boys did not just come out of a tomato festival. Instead, maybe Spain's soccer team decided to have a new design on their jersey for their next match, and the outcome was outright hilarious.
Though it wasn't just this t-shirt that became the talk of the town, the team too didn't win the European championship that year. So we assume that it was just a year of errors for the Spanish footballers. Well, everyone's allowed to make a mistake once in a while. Nonetheless, they did learn from their blunder, and we must say the new jerseys look far better.
Music Mash-Up
We assume music fans would have immediately known what's inherently wrong with this T-shirt. Yet, for those who still couldn't guess the error, we'd gladly enlighten you. It's a picture of tween group 'Hanson' with the 'Nirvana' logo. So let's be clear the two boy bands are different from each other.
Undoubtedly a case of mistaken identity, we aren't sure if the mash-up was intentional. Unfortunately, though, an up-close look into the picture reveals there's another T-shirt in the background with a similar blunder. Who knew Will Smith and his family were a part of the 80s rock band 'The Smiths.' It might seem funny to many, but we assume fans did not think of it as a joke.
Just Don't Do It
This one undoubtedly deserved to be on the list of epic fails. We instantly spotted many mistakes with this T-shirt, so our advice to the designer is to take a second look before launching any product in the market. We are confused about what the makers of this design were thinking while creating this image.
Adding a cherry on the top, we see a little signboard on the shirt that says, 'Just Do It.' That's an incredibly encouraging phrase but certainly not in this case. We assume the print meant to show a person jumping in the air, but the outcome was nothing short of a faux pas. As a result, the sales of this merchandise must be undoubtedly low.
Are Floral Dresses The Rave Now?
There are no doubts a tailor somewhere was giggling to themselves when they made this clothing, because some things are too suspicious to be coincidental. Notice the way the flower is aligned with her backside, with the middle of the floral bloom perfectly placed.
This dress takes floral patterns to a new level that one may not have thought possible. Honestly, we are lucky that someone deemed this photo good enough to be put on the internet for all to see. That being said, we'd like to know who makes these dresses so we can order a couple for our own amusement.
No Top Can Hold Will Ferrell Down
Sometimes we are self-aware, and for the most part, it is a very natural thing. But there's no imagining how this man must have felt to keep having people stare at him. Fortunately for him, little did he know that the picture of Will Ferrell was peeking out of his cardigan.
It was almost as if Will was trapped in there, and he was trying to get himself out but could not because of the cardigan. Undoubtedly, the man wearing the shirt did not plan to have this entire scenario play out, but the fact that it happened is perfect happenstance.
Arrangement Truly Matters
This shirt was made with the best intentions to motivate and inspire people to be joyful. Yet, it is always good to hire an excellent illustrator to make sure mistakes do not happen. For example, the arrangement of the words could pass the exact opposite message if not done correctly.
We know they meant "don't worry, be happy," but it is still hilarious to read it sequentially, and it automatically becomes "don't be happy worry." This translation is miles away from what was intended; someone reading it at first glance must have been shocked and wondered what they did to be attacked by a shirt.
Aren't Grandmas Just The Best?
Grandmothers are one of the world's beautiful gifts, from their food to them buying us gifts without asking, just like this guy's grandma. For the sake of this, we will be calling her Granny Brodie. So, Granny Brodie being the lovely soul she is, thought it wise to spoil her grandson, Brodie Jonas Dean, and get a shirt with his first two initials.
But, little did Granny Brodie know that times have changed and words do not mean what they meant in her time; Brodie Jonas' initials mean something different from what she thinks it does. Still, Brodie does not care, and he wears the shirt with pride because granny loves Brodie Jonas.
A Lady's Nightmare
Over the years, we have seen some questionable design choices, but this one right here takes the cake. Because not only does it look like this unsuspecting woman has her monthly flow, it also makes the entire gown look like it has been stained.
The design fail brings every girl's worst nightmare at that time of the month to life and puts it up for all to see. Still, this is actually pretty lovely-looking clothing save for the flower down there, and our unsuspecting lady is rocking that dress with class. This goes to show that confidence with poise is everything.
Not What We Expected To See On A Shirt
No one can tell what's scarier; the fact that this shirt exists, or the fact that it is in a child's size. People really need to run phrases they put on shirts by others to know their reaction. Although, to be honest, we are tempted to think this was a calculated attempt to shock customers.
Still, the fact it exists means that right now someone is wearing that polo with pride after buying it. Nevertheless, it does not matter that the cloth is a small size; it should not be bought for a youngster for any reason. Apart from the adult nature of the phrase, it would be very awkward trying to explain it to a child.
A Wholesome Moment
Sometimes the day gets hard and life can get one down, and they think that all will be lost, but then comes this lady in her two-for-one top and all is well. Honestly, it is quite amusing how much a word could change when a jacket partially covers some letters.
It's kind of ironic that the initial word was "SMILE," but that was not the word people were seeing, and yet they were smiling. This scenario is a perfect case of 'failing correctly' if there is anything like that. Moreover, the lady was spreading joy and giggles even though it was from a naughty premise.
Channeling The Inner Feelings
While many of us may feel exactly like what's written on the T-shirt after a long and tiring day at work though that's something we wouldn't wear the merchandise at work. So we believe this isn't the ideal tagline, especially when your services involve tending to the customers. Even if this man genuinely wants to help, we are sure no one would want to approach him or any other staff member at this restaurant.
As funny as it looks, we assume not everyone would have a good laugh after noticing this. So, we hope the owners have changed the print after seeing how the netizens have pointed out the visible defect on the shirt.
An Achievement Not Worth Bragging About
No matter the number of times you read the print on this merchandise, it will still read the same as it did the first time. So we wonder how the maker thought it translates to 'Super Hitters' despite having a prominent big 'S' next to the word hitters. Maybe the creator intentionally designed it to be that way as a fun prank for its team.
Whatever the reason, we for sure wouldn't be wearing a shirt with a weird tagline like this in public. Even the baseball bat is of no help to give a different appearance to the name printed. This image is the ideal example of how font size can mess up a good tagline.
No, It's A Shirt
There was a time when flashing your boxers was in trend, but we are glad those days are left far behind, and it's not cool anymore. So we aren't sure if this fashion blunder was the designer's fault who created this merchandise or the person wearing it. Nonetheless, if you purchase a clothing item that looks anything like the one in the image, our advice is not to tuck it in.
The picture is concerning on many levels, and we aren't sure if the crowd is having a field day watching the game or because of this fashion faux pas. We hope people did not mistake part of his shirt for his underpants.
Remixing The Logos
Many of us here have grown up listening to 'My Heart Will Go On,' and even today, the song has remained a classic. Thanks to this musical number, Celine Dion became an international sensation and is among the most well-known singers to date. So we understand people wanting to sell merchandise imprinted with her name on it.
Though we just that hope the person who printed a metal logo with Celine's name on the T-shirt should have done a little background check before launching the product. As far as our knowledge of music runs, we don't recall the vocals of this song being anything remotely related to the metal genre.
Peeping Sloth
Children and adults love to wear clothing items with pictures of animals printed on them. These merchandises aren't just adorable, but also a trend like this can never go wrong. Yet, some designers never fail to surprise us, and the proof is in front of us. The maker of this particular pair of shorts turned a perfect pattern into something embarrassing.
Why would you place a peeping sloth in the most inappropriate place of an outfit? We believe this wasn't a mistake on the maker's part. So we assume it must be intentional but aren't sure if it was meant as a joke or to make people uncomfortable.
It's All Over The News
This image here requires you to take a second look at it to make you realize what is exactly wrong with this outfit. If you still haven't caught up with the fashion blunder in this image, here's a hint: the neckline. We are sorry to ruin an almost perfect blouse for many of you out there, though it is what it is.
It wouldn't be wrong to say after this video got aired on television, netizens did not waste time before pointing the design flaw in this clothing item. Yet, we do feel sorry for this woman, and we assume she'll double-check her outfits before she gets ready to appear on camera.
What're The Extra Sleeves For
We understand the fashion industry is under constant pressure to design new products and to set trends with each passing season. So the designers are constantly experimenting by combining numerous colors and fabrics to give us something extraordinary. The stylist here went a mile extra and added two additional outlets to this clothing item.
While this merchandise resembles bottom wear, we aren't sure how to wear those or what purpose those sleeves serve. It looks like the sales of this one were pretty low, and we hope the creator would not make a fashion mishap like this in the future. For now, the designer can at least be happy the outfit is trending, even if it's for the wrong reason.
Decoding The T-Shirt
As the print suggests, this T-shirt certainly gives us an insight into the image on it. The designer did a pretty good job providing the source of the picture printed on the merchandise, though it wasn't required. Since the printing error is minuscule, the individual wearing it didn't notice it.
Thanks to this netizen, not only did that man come to know about this defect, but also we could spot the mistake. Although, it isn't such a big mishap as the ones we saw earlier in the list. After looking at this clothing item, we will be extra cautious before buying goods online.
How Not To Motivate People
It is always better to be optimistic no matter the situation, yet some still don't learn. When T-shirts with motivational quotes have become a trend, we aren't sure how popular these merchandise with demotivating life lessons will be. We presume this wasn't an intentional mistake but don't these designers make sure everything's proper before approving the final print.
Certainly, wrongly placed words can make a massive difference in how a quote reads, and the classic example of it is out there. Yet, we know who needs to quit after seeing this clothing item on the stands. We hope the other stylists learn a thing or two from these fashion faux pas.
Real Or Fake
The many clothing disasters that we've seen in this list have made us want to examine outfits thoroughly before purchasing them. We thought there couldn't be anything more alarming than what we've already seen, but then we were indeed mistaken. This beachwear is a classic example of an epic fashion failure.
We believe no woman would want to have an oops moment like this in public. So we are thinking about what this designer had in mind when it decided to have a red stain at the exact spot where it wasn't supposed to be. While we can't blame a stylist for wardrobe malfunctions, we have no choice but the blame the creator for this design.
Maintain Safe Distance
The lady must have indeed not given much thought to the design of this pair of leggings before buying them. Well, they too look pretty decent to us from afar and have just some mandalas all over it. Yet, one of them is at an odd place at the rear end, which could be an unintentional mistake.
We are glad this woman found this visible defect before she went out wearing the pants in public. Though we have a bit of advice for her, she could always wrap a skirt around her waist and avoid bending. Lastly, avoid looking closely at the second image, as those chakras have a hypnotizing effect.
The Misplaced Flag
This T-shirt might have worked, but only if it came into the market before 1776. Well, we assume the people across the ocean still haven't gotten over the fact the USA is a free nation now. No hard feelings, as we can always arrange a tea party for them and help them refresh their memory.
It's time that the person who manufactured this product learns a thing or two about geography before goofing up the next time. As hilarious as this shirt looks, we assume the makers of this brand did considerably suffer a massive loss for this apparent blunder.
Untrendy Hoddie
There are some outfits that even though we can't wear in public, but there's no harm in wearing them at home. Nonetheless, we cannot say the same thing for the hoddie in this picture. Well, we are surprised the person who designed this jacket did not see its pattern before selling it online.
If you did purchase this merchandise without noticing its design, then our advice is better to wear it unzipped. There is fashion faux pas, and then there are just human blunders, and this one here is indeed the latter. We wonder who the brain behind this design is, and we'd certainly want to get their thoughts on this one.
Embracing The Fakes
Sometimes it gets difficult to differentiate between an original product and a fake one. Nonetheless, in the case of these shoes, the difference was literally on the face of it. We are surprised how one could miss out on the spelling of the merchandise?
While the brand name may be wrong on those shoes but it got one thing correct, they certainly are his walking aids. Who knows, maybe it also helps him run better, and that's why the man chose to flaunt those fakes. Maybe modeling for them might also pave his into earning a free pair of their latest products. We wonder what deal he managed to grab on the one he's wearing.
Design Gone Wrong
Those shorts could have made a great outfit, but the makers didn't realize adding extra flowers might ruin the look entirely. So while the entire attire is in black and white, we wonder what made them alter its color scheme to place red petals at the exact spot where they shouldn't have been.
We assume the designer didn't initially notice the flaw in its work, but how could they miss it after putting it on display. We wonder what the rear end of the pant looks like, and we hope it's not another disaster awaiting us. Hoping the creators understood why this merchandise didn't secure a lot of money.
An Un-Christmasy Gift
Who doesn't love the holidays, especially when it's Christmas time when families get together and celebrate the joyous occasion. Nonetheless what makes the celebration more fun is the gifts we get from our parents and grandparents. So when this person received a present from his grandmom, he was indeed excited to see what he got.
We cannot contain our laughter imagining the look on this individual's face after looking at the T-shirt. Indeed the spirit with which this boy wore the merchandise to make his nana happy is commendable. While we assume his grandmother made an innocent mistake, what were the Hawaiians doing when they settled down on this print.
Straight From The Slender Man's Wardrobe
Perhaps someone wanted to surprise his customer with some extra love by getting them this shirt with a little too long pair of sleeves. Well, there's no denying that fashion is all about boldness, but this look isn't one to make the wearer feel confident, even by an inch. Imagine hitting the streets with sleeves sweeping the ground all the way!
We suppose the tailor who hemmed it watched the horror film 'Slender Man' the previous night. So naturally, fascinated by the devil's long, lanky arms, he left the extra meter on the shirt's sleeves. We only hope the guy got his outfit adjusted to not scare the life out of those around him.
How Painful!
The cute pajamas for winter are meant to make a child cozy and comfortable. Besides, they also help set the Christmas mood with animated patterns and designs printed on them. Yet, the one in this image definitely doesn't bring a happy vibe. After all, it's outright painful for anyone not to take off their pants until Christmas!
Toilet-training kids can be problematic for parents, but is it rational to take the frustration out this way? We guess not. Luckily, the poor child is not aware of the pre-attached warning tag on her costume, and so she's still smiling so bright, unperturbed.
No, They Don't!
Real men are courteous and respect others' beliefs, so in no way can we accept the claim on this T-shirt. Although it is oddly funny and undoubtedly worthy of being a meme, we can't entirely absorb the message conveyed to Jesus.
Perhaps, the creator of this merchandise, who boldly came up with this warning, is an atheist. Otherwise, who would ever dare to imagine bowhunting God? That's not all, though. The label also instructs to shoot appropriately straight! So, of course, we would not be wearing tees like that in public. After all, no one wishes to bear the social embarrassment, or do they?
Peek-a-Boo
We can not deny that this pair of fantastic trousers is bright and peppy. In fact, one can easily slip this on while going for a picnic or a fun trip with friends. The pants may amass some compliments, but only until one eventually spots the unknown creature peeking from the most undesirable spot.
There's no harm in flaunting the stunning prints of houses on one's apparel unless anything weird gets noticed and compels us to burst in good laughter. We wonder what the creator had in mind while designing this pair of pants that he left this gnome to say hello.
Highly Disgraceful
Someone made a terrible mistake with this one. We know that America was issued the Declaration of Independence in 1776, but little did we know that its existence expired in 1991. Please don't blame us! It's the label on this bright red that sweatshirt that suggests so.
T-shirts with printed motivational quotes offer a feel-good vibe, but those like the one in the picture only add disgrace. Besides, we can also catch a glimpse of the flag of Europe at the left. Now, only God knows the designer's secret message that he wants us to decode. Certainly, none would wish to get spotted in this outfit on the streets of America.
The Unique Uniform
Well, this photo is indeed ironic! Mothers wanting their daughters to be exceptional is no offense, but we only wish this mom knew how to impart this sense the right way. Getting the same tees for your kids will obviously never allow them to be unique, dear mommy!
We're not quite sure if her daughters are twins. Still, she should skip this same-shirt experiment to make them look distinctive. Also, minions are perhaps the least suitable example of uniqueness one can ever imagine. We guess it's better to avoid dressing your children similarly if we want them to look unique in the room.
For Adventures At Grandpas
Who doesn't love staying at their grandparents' place? After all, the good old fellows pamper us with everything that we're curtailed from at home. You can easily engage in any messy sport and dirty your clothes without being punished. Perhaps the designer of this shirt feels the same, too. So, they expressed their sentiment on the fabric in an odd fashion.
We assume the maker remembered their childhood days when they loved throwing food and paint at each other or rolled in the mud to get nasty spots. To reminisce such happy hours, one can always grab one of these tees. Otherwise, it's nicer to avoid stains, whether natural or artificial.
Love Has No Symbol
Everyone loves to wear t-shirts with quotes or graphics that express their love for a place. So, it is expected that the makers of the t-shirt will use different colors for the stamp and the t-shirt to make the quote visible. But this t-shirt fails to fulfill this basic necessity by putting a red heart shape over a red t-shirt.
It's worth a good laugh, and those with a sense of humor have turned it into a slogan. Or maybe the disappearance of the heart signifies a broken heart. Who would have thought that a mistake could lead to so many interpretations? We hope the one who buys this finds a bright side to it too.
Open an Atlas for Once
T-shirts with maps are a favorite of globetrotters. While names work too, the image of a map evokes a desire for exploring. Nevertheless, this t-shirt massively failed at doing that. Imagine having the map of an entire continent wrong. For example, this t-shirt sports an outline of Africa, but below the map is written 'Asia.' Even a child can spot the mistake.
We have a word of advice for the makers. Pick up an atlas or look at a globe if you decide to put a map on your garment. Then again, maybe they'll learn their lesson when their poorly thought-out t-shirts don't leave the rack of stores.
No One Knows the Answer but You
It has happened. Someone has ruined a perfectly cool and edgy tank top with irresponsible placement. This beautiful white tank top looks grunge at first glance. We love an unconventional take on life and love. But wait a minute. Have a closer look. While we appreciate the addition of pistols on a heart shape, we did not expect them to make people laugh.
It looks like the wearer of this tank top will be asking if they are going to fart. Hilarious, right? Well, who knows. Just be ready for distasteful replies from your friends and family. After all, your tank top asked for it.
Beware, Kids
Walmart may think that their clothes are suitable for children, but they are not. No, we are not talking about the quality of their garment. We are talking about their skewed knowledge of the animal kingdom. This baby bodysuit says 'Happy Hippo' in bright colors; a mammal often featured in kids' playbooks. Yet, the sewn image below it is that of a rhinoceros.
No parent will want to buy this, thinking that their kid will mix up the hippopotamus and rhinoceros. In fact, parents might not want to bring their kids to this store anymore, thinking the bodysuit will make them confused. Complete disaster!
Our Eyes Hurt
We agree that it is difficult to pull off leggings. They take the shape of our legs and expose our insecurities. The perils of nude-colored leggings are not hard to imagine. And while we commend the guts of women who pull them off effortlessly, some of them seriously need a look in the mirror.
For example, this pair of leggings looks nasty. Simply put, they look like burnt skin or the hide of an ugly creature. It is anything but sexy, and the sheer material is just going to make it look worse. Who would have thought that an item of clothing could make you so repulsed?
Who Wants a Mess for a Top?
I think we can say without a doubt that reading is done left to right in most languages. Some designers think that messing up the order will be a selling point. But we beg to differ. For example, this top is so chaotic that it seems like random words are stuffed on that one tiny top.
Even the storekeepers couldn't care more about this hopeless top as they placed the wig on the neck of the mannequin. It is as if they are trying to say, "do not buy this." And we agree. Maybe next time, the designer should keep it short and straightforward.
For Men Who Want to Show the Cold Shoulder
Men's clothing is usually criticized for being plain, boring, and without variations. But this clever designer has fixed the problem with this cold-shoulder-styled t-shirt for men. A zip is placed on the shoulder that can be opened to expose the shoulder skin, giving it an edgy cut.
The funny part is that zips usually open something. But this zip is a ride to nowhere. It is purely ornamental and a fun accessory on the t-shirt. The guy must have turned heads in public, making everyone wonder about the unique design. We sure are not hating the fresh take on the old black t-shirt.
Random Logos Don't Sell
We know that those with brand preferences love to sport brand logos on their garments. However, it is not to be taken for granted that any logo will appeal to the buyers. This design is a case in point. This jacket and sweatpants combo has a 'Text Here' logo. This is just as random as the number beneath it, 56.
We have no idea what the makers were thinking, but all we know is that it is an epic failure. It seems like this combo is never going to leave the mannequin. We genuinely hope that no one bought this silly garment.
Pockets Are No Longer for Safe Keeping
Pockets are an ingenious invention. They allow us to carry things on the go, and we make the best use of them by stuffing bills, coins, and whatnot. While pant pockets are the most common in clothing, many t-shirts also have side or front pockets.
Yet, this woman has amazed us with her dress and its pocket on the back! Maybe she thought she wouldn't need a backpack with this. We wonder what she keeps there and how on earth she takes it out. This item of clothing is truly an example of how something useful can be made pointless.
Pick a Lane and Spell it Right
Some people love so many things that choosing one is tricky. They may even get so confused that they forget the correct spelling of the things they love. This woman sure moves around in the United States as she is sporting a t-shirt that reads 'I Love NY Carifornia.'
While we appreciate her enthusiasm, the t-shirt has too many things wrong. The funny thing is there is no punctuation between the two places, and even more amusing is the spelling 'Carifornia.' Does she know that they are two different states? Who knows. All we know is we salute her confidence for wearing such a messed-up t-shirt.
We Like It Cryptic
Does anyone know what personal branding is? It's when people go out in creative, inspirational tees that speak to the world. There's no better way to promote self-expression than a huge, 'I Believe in Myself' emblazoned on the front of our shirts. But before anyone wears a piece of their mind, please be wary; we rouse motivation here, not brew confusion.
We share the same sentiment; it's banging our brains, too, even after reading it backward. Should we just let it go in the name of being cryptically cool, or should we be responsible buyers and clear the message first? Anyhow, there's still saving this garment. We'll tell them, it is what they think it is—wink, wink.
Unfortunate Blossoming
They say being fashionable is to be stubborn and uncomfortable. In other words, if anyone would want to do a catwalk on the streets, they should be prepared to look downright weird. The world of high fashion is not some walk in the park; it's outlandish, and sometimes they take it too far.
By the way, we love the all-too-formal pencil skirt and the pretty flower on it; it's feminine and cute. But the blossoming magenta and that placement, not so much. We get the artistic agenda, but geez, why there? It's hard to maintain composure when it's one click away from being a funny meme. Except for the bold, this design is clearly not for everyone.
Missed Shoes
Apart from the outfit, the shoes are a stupendous element of the entire ensemble. Since those pairs of creepers take us to beautiful places, we certainly need them in style. So what better way to take that stride forward than slapping it with a trendy statement? Be careful, though, unless someone knows how to back-cross those legs and realign the words, we need to hold out that pose.
This is what someone wears when they're cool and trying to be uncool. To make it clear, there's nothing wrong with this footwear—as long as we stay upright, that is. Cross those limbs by the ankles, and that's when we go from being "dope" to a total weirdo.
Round is the New 'V'
The easiest everyday wear to pull off is the humble t-shirt. There's no beating the versatility of this affordable staple. Rocking different colors in varieties of fashionable ways, it's a must-have in our closets. Yet, as we enter the "Do It Yourself" generation, the once meek get-up now requires a little bit of pondering.
Clear warning, check the tag first before hurrying up to the counter. You might not get your money's worth. Like this one which says "V-neck," but we don't see any opening shaped like a V. Are we missing a joke, or is round the new V? Want some free advice? Best to sell this one with complimentary scissors, just in case someone notices.
Hats Off
Whether operating incognito or just wanting to stand out, the ultimate solution is to wear hats. What could possibly go wrong with a cap on? Yet, with the resurgence of headpieces these days, let's keep in mind that some sparkly stuff is not worth putting over our heads.
When we are skeptical if we should rock it or not, the wisdom plastered on that thing billows us to reconsider. If this was a funny attempt at wordplay, it's not clicking by any degree. If anything, we're left dazed. Is there any other angle to wear this headwear? Anyhow, we'll give it a hard pass since we can't parade in what we don't comprehend.
Don't Mess with Lincoln
Nowadays, everyone seems to be addicted to graphic tees. We can't blame them; aside from its visual appeal, it's the cheapest staple out there to flaunt our personal style. But seriously, does anybody ever fact-check phrases before hanging the tee up for sale? This is Abraham Lincoln, and they're making him older than he already was—with all due respect.
Isn't it obvious? These tee designers were just randomly picking out numbers from bingo machine balls. Or perhaps they've been sleeping in history class; 'The Liberator's' birthyear is 1809, folks. There's eye-brows wagging from the fashion police already. Better do the homework, because the unborn Lincoln clearly doesn't know how to party like it's 1776.